"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
Arms Control Geek T-Shirts
Celebrate arms control with stylish t-shirts designed for the enthusiast who appreciates clever commentary. Perfect for casual Fridays or policy conferences, these tees turn a serious subject into a fun statement.
"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
"By labeling it, I control it."
'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'
Arms race - USA and Russia.
Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.
'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'
Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.
US fears missile competition.
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
'What a control freak!'
'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.
What?
"I am a control freak."
US and North Korea missile tests
Ancient Weapons
A man runs from a cornucopia of guns.
"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."
'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'
"Can Interest you in something new?"
Global Arms Trade
'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'
"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."
Trump reneges on the Iran Nuclear Deal
"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."
Iran-UN.
"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."
"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."
"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."
Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?
Tiny Drones
Weapons market
I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.
"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."
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