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A man runs from a cornucopia of guns.

Concealed Carry

"Hey, that innocent kid doesn't have a gun in his hands!! Who will protect us from trigger-happy uniformed psychos?!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Republican politics!

"Especially modified you say..."

American blood

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Lessons have been learned.'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"See. . .? We did do something."

(Beware of the dog)

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Bang!"

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Gun Ego

Meanwhile, North of the Border. . . .

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

The NRA actively endangered the President's life last week at their annual conference.