Telephone Signal Enthusiast Gifts

"Two bars—how about you?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

No Hand Signals

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Please stay on the line....Your call is being ignored in the order in which it was received."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.