Signal Expert Prints

"Ok, one finger means fastball, two fingers means curve, three fingers means changeup...and quite often I'll flash you the middle finger, because I've always hated your guts!"

The Anti-Agent

Thru versus Through Traffic

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

CCTV in church.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Tip my boy."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'You rang?'

No Hand Signals

Watching The Watchers.

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"Try S instead of L."

Empty Telco Hardware Room

Angel versus satellite...

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Two bars—how about you?"

Voice-activated high-speed wireless communications.

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

CCTV in operation.