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"Imminent bankruptcy? I think you grossly underestimate the power of my secret decoder ring."

Barks in code.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Company Ink.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'He has a great left hook,'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Government "Information" Agency.

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'