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'Nobody said anything about a password!'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Gigolo Diary

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Computer College Graduation.

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

Alan Turing

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Government "Information" Agency.

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

I Was Married to Banksy.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."