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'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

Gym/Tan/Donut

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Alan Turing

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

Computer College Graduation.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'It's walking! It's walking!'

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'Did you understand ANY of that?'

'Chuck, meet - sorry, I don't know your name, so we'll call you not-Chuck,'

"Scurvy Jack? Nah! Dirty Darryl? Scary Larry? Dang, this is hopeless...I'll never come up with a name for that blasted whale!"