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"All I get is the first line: 'You'll never break this code'."

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Computer Crimes

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'It looks like our data.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Silicon Vale

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."