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"When I signed up for Basic Training, I thought it was a computer class."

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Early Programmers.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Computer Crimes

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

'It looks like our data.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'