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'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

I get my ideas on sale...

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Do you have any coupons?'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

Dealmobile.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'