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'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Last Chance for Everything.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

I get my ideas on sale...

'I've been made junior partner.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I am in training for the sales."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Do you have any coupons?'

'Shove' (at big sale).

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'The position carries no salary but does provide for full medical and dental coverage, with three weeks vacation.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

Dealmobile.

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'