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I get my ideas on sale...

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

A Quiet Rebuke.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Boom

Elevator Pitch

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

DIY marriage counseling.

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

The spend is high

New Idea

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."