Secret Message Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Gigolo Diary

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

Priest and mobile

Texting in the Gilded Age.

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

I Was Married to Banksy.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'