Secret Message Enthusiast Pillows

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Gigolo Diary

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Government "Information" Agency.

Priest and mobile

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

'I couldn't resist John on Twitter. He had real text appeal.'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

I Was Married to Banksy.

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"