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"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

New York Netherworld

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Keep a lid on it!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."