Private Reader T-Shirts

Bring out the reader's personality with a t-shirt that humorously and lovingly acknowledges their love for solitude and books. Comfortable, stylish, and full of character - perfect for lounging or reading in style.

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Man reading sex book

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"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?" mockup

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

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"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard." mockup

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

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"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!" mockup

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

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"Speed reader...?"

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'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.' mockup

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

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"How many letters can you read?"

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"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet." mockup

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

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"Delivery."

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'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.' mockup

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

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Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read. mockup

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

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Bib's E-Book Readers.

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'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!' mockup

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

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Landlubbers ONLY!

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'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.' mockup

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

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Pirate Artist

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"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there." mockup

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

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Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates... mockup

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

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Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle mockup

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

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'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.' mockup

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

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"Same ship, different day."

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"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!"

"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!" mockup

"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!"

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"He calls it the eBible."

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Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks. mockup

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

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"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself." mockup

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

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I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

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"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!" mockup

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

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The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress. mockup

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

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"Watch out for his left hook!"

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"Have you got the abridged version?" mockup

"Have you got the abridged version?"

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Tax Simplification made simple

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"So after six months of dating only NOW do you decide to tell me that you're a pirate?"

"So after six months of dating only NOW do you decide to tell me that you're a pirate?" mockup

"So after six months of dating only NOW do you decide to tell me that you're a pirate?"

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Introverts' Heaven

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Private Reader T-Shirts Collection

Private Reader Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs designed for private readers, combining humor and warmth to make their reading moments even more special.

Private Reader Pillows

Add comfort and personality to any reading space with our pillows that celebrate the joys of being a private reader - soft, witty, and inviting.

Private Reader Prints

Decorate their favorite reading spot with our art prints that celebrate quiet moments and literary passions, making every wall a tribute to their love of books.