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"Delivery."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Way too much tongue!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Upper West Side Story

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

'Bront?saurus.'

"Speed reader...?"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

Jane Austen

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Book

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book lovers

"Since you asked, Norman, it tolls for thee."