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"Delivery."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Love Birds love dancing together

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Book Lovers in Richmond

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Upper West Side Story

"Way too much tongue!"

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

'Bront?saurus.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Jane Austen

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

"Speed reader...?"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

Book

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

Author meets covergirl, "surely you remember me- paperback edition of your book"

Book lovers

"Since you asked, Norman, it tolls for thee."