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Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

James Joyce.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Speed reader...?"

Ok, ok, last page.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Book

"Delivery."

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

Man reading in lamp

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

"Is the screen lock on? When I turn the book, the text doesn't reorient itself."

Mobile library.

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

"Great news from the science journal. They was us to rethink our methodology, but they love our results."

Footprints on Island.

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Have you got the abridged version?"

"I like sad songs."

"Gracie, I bought a lotto ticket based on the numbers you dreamed about yesterday!"

Introverts' Heaven

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

"If we're going to continue ignoring each other, we'll need a lot more reading material."

"Can you recommend a book optimistic about the future that isn't in the fiction section?"