Secret Reader Prints

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'You know too much!'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

New York Netherworld

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Ok, ok, last page.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'