Surprise Reader Prints

Man reading in lamp

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Great British Eccentrics.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

WHACK!

King and Jester

Idle parts

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Bird Bath.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.