Mystery Reader Prints

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'He's not having an affair Ma'am: He goes out at night mainly to chase cars and eat from garbage bins...'

"It's worse than it looks- he's the factory inspector."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Now get to chiseling."

Jack the Tripper

'Did your husband have any enemies?'

Thriller of the Week

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Homes on Holmes"

Idle parts

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Fairtale prosecutions.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

A spy

Sex Section in the Library

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

The Farmer Sutra.

The Curious George pop-down book

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Man reading in lamp