Secret Decoder Ring Enthusiast Gifts

"Imminent bankruptcy? I think you grossly underestimate the power of my secret decoder ring."

Barks in code.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Company Ink.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

NSA Now Hiring: "Must be a good listener."

"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

I Was Married to Banksy.