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"OK, let's try the old 'tell Mommy her sweatpants make her look skinny distractor' on three."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

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Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

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"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'You dance like my mother.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

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'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'It was very good.'

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."