Compliment Wizard Gifts

"OK, let's try the old 'tell Mommy her sweatpants make her look skinny distractor' on three."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Self-esteem room

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Complementary Beverages

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'You dance like my mother.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."