Compliment Expert Gifts

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Self-esteem room

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

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"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

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". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'You dance like my mother.'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

'It was very good.'

Frank Hires a Relationship Coach.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"