Compliment Guru Gifts

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Cat Reunion

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Self-esteem room

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Thank you bubbles

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Complementary Beverages

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'You dance like my mother.'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

'I'm good. How are you?'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"