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Mostly Mozart

Vincenzo Bellini

Esa-Pekka Salonen

Arturo Toscanini.

Sir Charles Halle.

Anton Bruckner.

Arturo Toscanini.

The DaVinci Code

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

Here be dragons.

Bassoons.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Johannes Brahms

Lover

Moby the Private Dick.

"Surf's up."

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

Monster Roller Coaster