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Focused art lover.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Degas Was Here

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Things change when you have children.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"What did Jesus order?"

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Joe Biden

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'Now in Capulets'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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