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"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Mr. Right!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Piano Keyboard

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Diego Velasquez

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Football Sculpture.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

The iPad Players

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Now that's art!"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Visuals by Frans Hals.

School of Arts and Sciences.

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

Frederic Chopin

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

Venus