Masterpiece Aficionado Pillows

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Mr. Right!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Piano Keyboard

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Football Sculpture.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Visuals by Frans Hals.

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"Now that's art!"

Frederic Chopin

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Venus