Masterpiece Connoisseur Pillows

"Howard is my firstborn, and my masterpiece."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Death Of Venus

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Sir Edward Elgar

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Music Student

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Charles Dickens.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Tosca on the balcony

Bleak House

Violin Romance

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'