Masterpiece Connoisseur Gifts

"Howard is my firstborn, and my masterpiece."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Violin Romance

Tosca on the balcony

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Masterpiece?