Masterpiece Enthusiast Gifts

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'Monet, Manet- Manet, Monet!'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Visuals by Frans Hals.

"But is it art?"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Big Ballet Dancer.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Sistine Chapel Syndrome