Masterpiece Maker Gifts

Raphael

"I wish I could do hands..."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'How much longer.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Trash-talkin' artists

Masterpiece?

'You complete me.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"But is it art?"

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

Model Stealth Bomber.

"We're potty training."

The Creative Process

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Daniel Chester French

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Museum. Shhh!

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.