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Raphael

"I wish I could do hands..."

Christo's greatest challenge.

'How much longer.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Masterpiece?

Trash-talkin' artists

'You complete me.'

"But is it art?"

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Model Stealth Bomber.

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

"We're potty training."

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

The Creative Process

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Daniel Chester French

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"You're right, it does play with light and shadow while upending conventions of abstraction, but you're still under arrest."

"This is a piece of crap."