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'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Masterpiece?

Trash-talkin' artists

"But is it art?"

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

"You must stop digging up the past."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

"I wish I could do hands..."

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'How much longer.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"You're right, it does play with light and shadow while upending conventions of abstraction, but you're still under arrest."

"This is a piece of crap."

'Things change when you have children.'