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'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

The Art Gallery

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Emma's Unicorn

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Inkwell Genie.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Moon

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

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'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

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