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"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

'Monet, Manet- Manet, Monet!'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Diego Velasquez

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Peter Gabriel

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

The iPad Players

Visuals by Frans Hals.

"But is it art?"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Big Ballet Dancer.

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Christo's greatest challenge.

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."