Masterpiece Seeker Gifts

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

The Art Gallery

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

Storm in a magic lamp.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Outré or simply bad?"

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Inkwell Genie.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Moon

Emma's Unicorn

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

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