Masterpiece Chaser Gifts

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Breakthrough

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Chris Froome

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

Trash-talkin' artists

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Quit moving"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

A dog banging a snare drum.

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Cosmic Ray

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

Muhammed Ali RIP

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Harvard Waiting List

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

"I wish I could do hands..."