Masterpiece Hunter Mugs

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Trash-talkin' artists

Masterpiece?

"But is it art?"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"You must stop digging up the past."

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

"I wish I could do hands..."

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Museum. Shhh!

'How much longer.'

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"You're right, it does play with light and shadow while upending conventions of abstraction, but you're still under arrest."

"Actually, I'm all out of gold, but I could give you some stock."

"This is a piece of crap."