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"Well....I could've done this!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Computer Music

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Trash-talkin' artists

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

'It's an honest piece.'

"But is it art?"

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Post-modern Café

Christo's greatest challenge.

Model Stealth Bomber.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Daniel Chester French

"I wish I could do hands..."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

The Creative Process

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

'How much longer.'

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

The Art Critics

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!