Masterpiece Marvel Gifts

"But is it art?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Trash-talkin' artists

Masterpiece?

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"They ruin the landscape!"

'People soup again?'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

"I wish I could do hands..."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

King George VI

'How much longer.'

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Museum. Shhh!

Juno

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"