Masterpiece Marvel Gifts

"But is it art?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

Masterpiece?

Trash-talkin' artists

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'People soup again?'

"They ruin the landscape!"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"No, wait. I always get this mixed up. The manet was five point nine. The Monet was three flat."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"I wish I could do hands..."

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

King George VI

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'How much longer.'

Juno

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"