Masterpiece Maniac Gifts

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Spell checker!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Raphael

Three Ladies

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Trash-talkin' artists

Love Hurts

Masterpiece?

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

King Richard I

Lox Ness Monster

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

"But is it art?"

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."