Masterpiece Maniac Mugs

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'Spell checker!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Raphael

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Three Ladies

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Masterpiece?

Love Hurts

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Trash-talkin' artists

King Richard I

"But is it art?"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"