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Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Sorry, no, I really don't care if your team wins."

"Now that's art!"

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

'Is he the performance artist?' 'Yes, but he MAY be on a tea break.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

Paul Klee

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

"Mr. Right!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Distractions Of The Great

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Baroque Peacock

Spring Training