Artistic Aficionado Prints

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Sorry, no, I really don't care if your team wins."

"Now that's art!"

'Is he the performance artist?' 'Yes, but he MAY be on a tea break.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

The Artist

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Baroque Peacock

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...