Chefs Of Indulgence T-Shirts

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Therapy?'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'Please take this away from me.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Dessert

"Wine not?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"