Culinary Indulgence Advocate T-Shirts

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Therapy?'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

Dessert

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Dieting is for losers.

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

'My compliments to mummy.'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

'Sure I eat three desserts but each trip I put only one dessert on my plate. That way I walk off the calories.'

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'