Culinary Indulgent Pillows

Obese family going into ' Pud you like ' establishment.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'Therapy?'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Dessert

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Wine not?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Robert Morley

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Bangers and Mash

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

"I found this fabulous new shop."