Romance Indulgers T-Shirts

Reading Romance Novels

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

I only have eyes for you

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

Love

Funnel of Love

Make your resolutions achievable.

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

Mating rituals

The Tunnel Of Love

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Words of Love

You're the olive in my martini

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

A young couple in love.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Love Birds love snuggles

"Have you tried carbon dating?"